Shields

I wonder why you are carrying a shield?
Have you forgotten you are wearing it?
I want to tell you I can see it but I don’t want to be rude.
I want to tell you I have one too but I don’t.
Have you forgotten how to take your shield off?
I want to tell you I have forgotten too but I don’t.
I wonder if we could help each other?
I want to ask but I don’t want to be rude.