Sweet Sweet Candy

Oh! Sweet sweet candy
As far as my phone can see
Oh! sweet sweet candy
Delivered up, just for me

Oh! so gooey is Facebook
I chew and I chew and I chew
The posts keep on a’comin
No matter if I’ve something to do

Oh! the sweetness of Insta
So gorgeous and luscious to taste
I can’t stop scrolling and scrolling
Don’t leave any fine morsel to waste

Oh! the bitter of Twitter
A bit more dangerous, perhaps?
I’m not sure what I’m into
When I quit, I quickly relapse

Oh! here’s the richness of YouTube
I may never leave this here spot
Images and sounds like molten dark chocolate
I don’t care if it’s true or not!

Oh! so perfect, it’s TikTok
Like licking a sweet lollipop
These people, what are they doing??
I think I may never stop

Oh! My Sweet Sweet Candy
I’m sure this is taking a toll
Who cares, here comes more, goodbye my dear friends
I’m going back to doom scroll!