wednesday

and here it come
the most famous day of the week
there is so much about it
of those things I speak

first, it has a nickname
hump day is the thing
get over this day and you’re there
or maybe you like to swing

then, it has impossible spelling
the n after the d
why it is pronounced that way
i can’t really see

the final thing i notice
it has the most letters
this day tries really hard
to make none other better

yes this is wednesday
the day smack in between
one thing you may not know
this day’s color is green